Do you ever wonder if your life would have held more opportunities if you were one of a twin or a triplet? Think of all the twins and triplets who get stuff because they're identical and the public's fascination with clones is so unnending. Olsen Twins? I mean, I know they're hot now, but let's be honest. As their agent back in 1986, would you have predicted the phenomenon that is the Olsen Twins now, based on the monkey babies then? I highly doubt it. Then there's unneding porn and beer ad opportunities, the 'Parent Trap' revivals, and department store commercials. THEN, to add insult to injury, if you're twins and you're CONJOINED, well then all eyes are on you, buddies. Not only do you look alike, but you share your kidneys! Super cool!


I know I'm sick. Please don't mention this to my mom.