You know something has hit an all time high level of phenomenon when your mother turns to you and says: "I was at Costco the other day and you know what they had? 2 pallets of of X-Boxes! Can you believe that? They had four employees guarding them. Now that I'm thinking about it, I should have gone back and bought one. I could make a fortune on E-bay!"

Thank you X-Box for being the straw that broke the camel's back and catapulted my mom into the online world of reselling and other debauchery. Christmas should be a blast.