I'd like to dispel a popular myth that's been spreading in offices nationwide: 'secret santa swaps' are NOT amusing. I am horrified at the thought of who in my office may be responsible for my present. I'm banking on receiving a travel mug or some form of body wash set from Bath and Body Works (who doesn't get at least 3 of those every Christmas?). I feel bad for whoever got my boss in the swap. That's pressure. You have a shot of skipping the Ass Kissing Line and going straight to the front of the competition. OR you screw up royally and people start a pool of how long it takes til you get fired.