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Natural Highs

I’m sure this was meant to be sentimental. I couldn’t resist embellishing though (my comments in purple)

1. Falling in love.
(and then realizing ‘she’ is a ‘he’)

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
(and then realizing you had to be there.)

3. A hot shower.
(and still that collection of bar stamps on your hand won’t come off)

4. No lines at the supermarket
(because the ‘system’ is down and no one knows how to do math anymore)

5. A special glance.
(from your perverted neighbor)

6. Getting mail
(while in prison)

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
(and realizing you have no idea where you are and are low on gas)

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
(and then realizing it’s just part of one of those song montage ads)

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
(and remembering your car windows are open)

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
(which you hug and nuzzle and get weird looks from your neighbors in the basement laundry of your apt. complex)