I'd ask if you've ever given a thought to the subject matter I'm about to discuss but I highly doubt you have. If I'm wrong about this, then you've had a jumpstart on sorting out this conundrum and I expect some well thought out remarks.

Who invented women's hosiery sizing? It really is a strange set up. Some of the sizing charts list 'Size A' (smallest), 'Size B' (medium), and 'Size Q' (huge). Where the F did the Q come from? I'm fairly certain it's meant to stand for Queen size, which is a rather odd term to use for women's hosiery, decidedly so since the name was already in use to describe a rather large bed. So the only way to get your queen title other than marrying Prince William or dressing in drag is to gain enough wait to catapult you into this illustrious area on the L'eggs sizing chart.



This post is a testament to the fact that my brain is swiftly being eroded by factors that will remain unspoken but you can take guess at what those might be.