As I sit here reclining in bed, trusty Miller lite at my side, lap top all fired up, I begin to wax philosophical. Let's be honest, wireless internet and light American beers inspire deep thought. So I endeavor to solve one of the many mysteries plaguing the minds of avid celebrity obsessed Americans nationwide. Why this rash of pregnant celebrities and new moms? Well, gather round kittens and prepare to be impressed. The recent pregnancy craze is actually a direct correlate of another celebrity trend: thin. Thin is in and going to unhealthy heights is one of the newest ways to put yourself on the map. Short of getting engaged for a small spell, dropping weight is the surest way to get noticed. So how to escape the waif whirlwind? Get pregnant. It's the only excusable reason in Hollywood to actually eat and gain weight. So basically maternity is the new vacation - a 9 month ticket to the buffet line and a get out of yogalates free card. But I'm sure as they hit the 9 month marker, their publicist, agent and whoever else have already reminded them that the vacay is over and it's back to salad and soy lattes, suckas.