What about Dick?

When you name a child Richard, you have several options as to their nickname: Rick, Ricky, Rich, Richie, Bob and Dick (okay, technically not Bob but I feel like in extreme cases, Bob can be substituted when necessary.) That last option, Dick, should never be an option. I'm sorry. I'm not mature. I will never be mature enoughto stifle the giggle that comes out every time I find out someone's name is Dick. So to all you Dicks out there, I recommend introducing yourself as Richard and letting those around you select a nickname. And the ones that elect to call you Dick are real dicks anyways.