2 More Signs You're Headed for Rehab
You create a new phenomenon known as 'bring a drink along while errand running' because it makes your errands more adventurous.
Every night when you use your toner you remark to yourself that it smells just like a shot you've taken recently and wonder what it tastes like.
You create a new phenomenon known as 'bring a drink along while errand running' because it makes your errands more adventurous.
Every night when you use your toner you remark to yourself that it smells just like a shot you've taken recently and wonder what it tastes like.

1 Comments:
At 10:06 AM,
Jwise said…
you may be suffering from:
Urban Word of the Day: weekend lag
Definition: A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard
partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, Monday morning classes are so
rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag.
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