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Friday, September 22, 2006

2 More Signs You're Headed for Rehab

You create a new phenomenon known as 'bring a drink along while errand running' because it makes your errands more adventurous.

Every night when you use your toner you remark to yourself that it smells just like a shot you've taken recently and wonder what it tastes like.

1 Comments:

  • At 10:06 AM, Blogger Jwise said…

    you may be suffering from:

    Urban Word of the Day: weekend lag

    Definition: A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard
    partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.

    Franks: "Shit, Monday morning classes are so
    rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
    Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
    Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag.

     

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