A League of Their Own



We're all familiar with the expression and sentiment behind the phrase 'out of my league.' You see an attractive stranger at a bar or coffee shop and though you'd love to approach him or her, you say to yourself (or a very blunt friend will say to you) 'He/She's out of your league.'

Now, with that set aside, I would like to relate this to a current event that employs this concept...in the reverse. When Kevin Federline (K-Fed, FedEx, etc.) married Britney Spears, everyone agreed: "She's out of his league." And now, on the cusp of what will be a straightforward divorce process due to a witty prenup, I think a more productive approach for Mr. Federline is not to assess who's out of his league, but mainly, who's even in his league? So in addition to our standard system of the American League, the National League, Little League and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I propose we add one more league: the League of Social Pariahs.

All star line-up to include:

- Kevin Federline
- Bob Saget
- Danny Bonnaducci
- Jack Osborne
- Mel Gibson
- Clay Aiken
- OJ Simpson
- Howie Mandel
- Billy Bush
- George Bush (both)

(We attempted to draft Sadam but he claimed our league to be 'a farse.' Maybe next year.)