I stole this and I'm not sorry.
"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Coke will market the new concoction by the name of: 'MOUNT & DO.'"
"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Coke will market the new concoction by the name of: 'MOUNT & DO.'"
posted by amhessio @ 9:33 AM
1 Comments:
At 11:22 AM,
Jwise said…
you shouldn't be sorry--that is some funny shite. Mount & Do, i just about peed my pants
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