Missy Elliot makes me want to try dance moves a white person shouldn't even consider.
Ashley Simpson has a taste for irony: her new video features her boxing, an activity any girl with a new nose would NEVER attempt.
Gnarls Barkley has a new smash hit 'Crazy.' But even crazier are the people calling in requesting that new song by Charles Barkley. What???
Paris Hilton even has a hit. We've officially hit rock bottom. I'm totally convinced the American people wouldn't know good music if it took a dump on their faces.
That's it. If I had too many thoughts on Pop Music I'd be worried about me.
Ashley Simpson has a taste for irony: her new video features her boxing, an activity any girl with a new nose would NEVER attempt.
Gnarls Barkley has a new smash hit 'Crazy.' But even crazier are the people calling in requesting that new song by Charles Barkley. What???
Paris Hilton even has a hit. We've officially hit rock bottom. I'm totally convinced the American people wouldn't know good music if it took a dump on their faces.
That's it. If I had too many thoughts on Pop Music I'd be worried about me.

2 Comments:
At 1:13 PM,
Jwise said…
For the record, if someone takes a dump on my face, i know that it's not good music, thank you very much. and yes, it is HORRENDOUS and AWFUL that not only does Paris Hilton have a single out, but that it's doing REALLY well
At 9:55 AM,
HED said…
Um ew. either way, you tot need to add moby's teeny hole to your links. you are the avacado farmer, it's muy importante!. Ole!
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