Sad Girl Anthem '06?

Girl Next Door by Saving Jane

"Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutauntEverything that you want
Never too harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter

Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door"

This just in: The national guard has been put on high alert this prom season. Riots and mayhem are anticipated at this year's celebratory dances due to the popularity of one song, Girl Next Door. The song's bitter lyrics have insighted misfit girls everywhere to strap on their girdles and squeeze into prom gowns. Angry crowds of pink haired, goth clad girls are storming proms nationwide declaring themselves anti-prom queens. Many prom courts have been escorted and supervised by high level security teams to ensure their safety.