The origin of Japan:

Japan was actually founded by a group of elite Chinese swimmers who escaped the mainland and the communist regime and encountered the island that is now Japan. They developed Fuji film, found the free market, and the rest is history.

However, the descendants of their ancestors who currently inhabit the Chinese mainland are making a comeback. They have now opened their economy to the Western World. In China, 'fuck' translates to 'fuji.'

And while we're on the subject of Asian economies, it seemed like more than half the manufactured goods in the world had a 'Made in China' sticker on it BEFORE they opened their markets. So now what? Is Mexico out of a job?