and take a gander at this one entitled 'Missing the rest of you? m4w':

Encountered your thong on University Ave on my way to a festive luncheon. Don't know much about you but your sense of style is clearly one to admire based on your choice of under garments. Did you drop them or did you spontaneously decide to go commando? If you dropped them, sorry I did not pick them up, so I won't be able to return them. Maybe it's just me, I don't have it in me to pick up a stranger's thong on a crowded sidewalk. Perhaps I should have retained them in order to hold a Snow White type contest. The woman of my dreams would be the one who fills out this thong the best. Commando? Thats hot and cold at the same. I truly admire fortitude to brave the cold with one less layer, however slight that layer may be. If you can look past my interest in a woman solely based on her lost thong, I'll look past the fact that said thong was entirely too crusty.