Okay, so I was in an interesting predicament last night. I have this guy talking to me and everything is going all wrong...except he has a cane so I'm humoring him. Now is that right of me to let him get away with being a total asshole because he has a cane and was wearing a rosary? (oh yeah, he was a religious nut, too - the plot thickens.) Apparently that is another societal quirk: pandering to the handicapped. So this guy's on the shorter side and he's talking all this nonsense, pretending to be from Ireland, and gesturing with his midget hands. And then he makes a small 'pecker' joke. Okay, if I was this guy and I was five foot nothin' with midget hands I don't think small pecker jokes would be my plan of attack. I'd stick with the cane.