White People's Guide to Rapping

When you're stuck for a rhyme, try some of these helpful tips:

1) spell it out

2) count

3) count backwards

4) say it in spanish

5) make up a girl's name

6) say 'yeah yeah' til you get enough syllables

7) say the year

8) say your hometown

9) shout out to your peeps

10) use an expensive and desireable brand name

I have unlocked the mystery that is rap. You may go now in peace to love and serve the rhymes.