I think the world would actually be a much happier place if we could slap people across the face whenever we wanted to. Think about it: people would choose their words more carefully becasue they knew a slap was imminent. Or they'd just keep their bullshit to themselves, which would be even better. Why am I not in politics? (Wait, I know this one! I have a drinking problem and anger management issues! Jump back! That would make me perfect for politics. Ted Kennedy ain't got nothin' on me!)