I don't know if this is better read bottom to top or top to bottom. What intellectual discussions evolve at work...

Lxxxxx:

dont EVER send email like that to me at work....

i am trying so hard not to laugh out loud as both my bosses are sitting behind me



me:
Eeew, the juice? I’m sending this to Lxxxx because she’s always saying how much she needs juice. Ha ha, I’m so grossed out right now.

her:
some mammals dont actually have male genitalia, they just shoot the juice out of a duct

her:
i think they do it too.

me:
So odd. What do turtles do?

her:

i dont really know. we jsut researched chickens. and they have sex.

me:
You know what, I've thought about that but never said anything. Hmmm…so is that how it is for all egg laying mammals?

her:

exactly. welli thought the rooser sat on the egg and fertilized it. but turns out they bang. just like all mammals

me:
Oh gotcha. Yeah, that's a good question. The eggs have to get fertilized somehow but who's seen two chickens going at it?

her:
oops i meant whether


me:
Like in the hen house?

her:
as in where they do it or not

me:
As in the physics of it…???

her:

my roomates and i just got into a 2 hours discussion on chicken sex