WORD TO UR MOM

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Friday, October 14, 2005

Nevermind caffeine and nicotine being the last legal stimulants. I'd like to give an 'AMEN' to Dayquil. This stuff gets me all hopped up and happy for hours. I don't even know if it works on my cold symptoms becasue I cease to care that I have a cold. I also cease to remember that it's not okay to tell your boss that you're 'high on Nyquil' and her comments 'just roll off.' Thank god I don't drive a forklift or operate any type of machinery besides a PC (which is dangerous enough for me). I wonder if the local pharmacy will notice if I start buying them out.

Oh and in regards to my previous post about Bob's Furniture Ads. I've never seen a prayer answered so fast. God has yet to answer my other requests regarding the size of my ass, the size of my bank account, and world peace; but somehow, he managed to bump up my Bob's request to the front of the line. Those ads are that bad. About ten minutes after that post, I saw a Bob's ad using claymation figures of Bob and his bimbo blond sidekick instead. Unfortunately, he's still in business. But I'd much rather look at claymation and listen to some lame ass diddy than look at his mug and hear his voice grate on my helpless ear drums. There is a God and he is merciful.

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