Don't Threaten Me, Cosmo

My recent communication with the Cosmo Customer Service Department:

The only time I have ordered Cosmo was last fall, Oct '04 and I ordered 12 issues. I received a credit alert, conveniently without a phone number or email to contact the Credit & Collections Manager. I'm sure you hope people will just be tired and exasperated enough to just pay without researching what actually happened. I have no idea how or why I would have ordered 14 more issues back in April of '05 when my current subscription had not finished. There has been some mix up and I would like to cancel whatever new subscription that has begun for Oct '05 and I would also like to be sure that my name has been removed from your infamous 'Bad Debt File' that you taunt customers with on your credit alerts. God forbid I don't receive the latest 10 ways to lure men into bed or miss out on 8 fast and easy tips to more shapely buns.

Thank you for your attention and your assistance in this matter.