Large poodles remind me of a few things, one of them being drag queens. Large poodles look too big for their hairdo. They're like the RuPaul of the dog world.

They also remind me of the fat man out. You know what I mean. You're out somewhere like a bar or restaurant and there's a group of guys or girls and there's that one in the group who's trying to dress like the rest only they're about 10 sizes too big to be dressing like the rest.

Hence the Labradoodle. A heroic yet in some ways grotesque attempt at giving the Large Poodle a chance at acceptance. If the dog's lucky it'll be more Labra than Doodle.