I wanna shoop, BABY!

While contemplating the life altering lyrics of the popular classic 'Shoop' by Salt n' Pepa this weekend, I came to the realization that the vocabulary in this ditty is horrifyingly misplaced. Shoop? 'Shooping' is something white people do on Sundays. 'Shooping' is reserved for gay old times at the Doo-Wop Diner. Do you think 50 cent shoops? NO! He was not 'shooping' in da club with a bottle full of bub. And God help Eminem if he even attempted a song involving 'shooping.' He'd be riding the subway next to Vanilla Ice and Snow. (Tangent: all would-be white rappers, refrain from including reference to your ethnicity in your name. It's the kiss of death.)

The point of my tirade? Absolutely nothing. I was obviously left alone a lot this weekend.