I just got flowers...from my parents. Ummm...now everyone's going to come by and say 'ohhh, who sent you flowers??" with that playground 5 year-old tone. And I'll reply 'my parents.' They'll pause, think and then say something to the effect of 'oh...that's, er.. nice...'

MY COWORKERS ARE GOING TO THINK I'M HOME SCHOOLED!

Next step is getting 2 cats and a subscription to a quilting magazine.